Your Chance to Dominate: Win a Spot in the CSS Fantasy Football League!
Fake gridiron is just around the corner, and you can get in on the fun.
ON SEPTEMBER 5, some Ravens guy is going to boot a polyurethane prolate spheroid to some Chiefs guy — or vice versa — and the 2024 NFL season will officially be a thing.
On September 4, give or take a few days, the first-ever Chicago Sports Stuff fantasy football league will conduct its draft, and the 2024 pretend NFL season will officially be a thing.
And you can be a part of it.
There are seven, count ‘em, seven slots available in the maiden CSS league, and being that you readers are awesome — like, ridiculously awesome — we’re offering you an invitation to the festivities.
All you need to do is send an email to ChicagoSportsStuff@gmail.com with “CSS Fantasy” in the subject line and the name of your team in the body. The funniest seven names win a spot in the league. Best of all, the best of the best gets to name the league. (That’s the best, amirite?)
The entry fee is $50, winner take all. It’s full PPR with stupid bonus points TBD. (I love stupid bonus points.) And the three Goldsher Rules are in full effect:
Each team owner must make at least one in-season trade.
Each team owner must set their lineups and work the waiver wire even after they’re eliminated.
Each team owner must be nice.
Can’t wait to see your team names. Good luck!